Short man in glass­es, suit, and an­kle cast: Hey, I’ve got some great new mu­sic for you.
Tall blonde mod­el: Oh, re­al­ly?
Short man: Yeah! I’ve got the new David Guet­ta al­bum three months be­fore it’s sup­posed to come out. It’s got this song with Akon called Sexy Bitch.
Tall blonde mod­el: Wow, cool!
Short man: It’s a song about you!
Tall blonde mod­el, gen­uine­ly sur­prised: Tee-hee! Re­al­ly?

–Ho­tel down from the rooftop bar at the Gan­sevoort