Short man in glasses, suit, and ankle cast: Hey, I’ve got some great new music for you.
Tall blonde model: Oh, really?
Short man: Yeah! I’ve got the new David Guetta album three months before it’s supposed to come out. It’s got this song with Akon called Sexy Bitch.
Tall blonde model: Wow, cool!
Short man: It’s a song about you!
Tall blonde model, genuinely surprised: Tee-hee! Really?
–Hotel down from the rooftop bar at the Gansevoort