Old­er sis­ter: I mean, you han­dled that breakup re­al­ly well. If I did­n’t see you that week­end, I would have nev­er known some­thing went wrong. He to­tal­ly dicked you over…
Lit­tle sis­ter: He did­n’t to­tal­ly dick me over, he was a to­tal dick. There’s a dif­fer­ence.

–NYU