Guy to whis­per­ing girl: What?
Girl #1: You don’t wan­na know.
Guy: Yeah, I do.
Girl #2: No, you don’t.
Guy: I don’t! Why do you whis­per? In­clude me! I wan­na know!
Girl #1: Fine. I’ll tell you. (loud­ly) My uterus hurts!

–63rd Dri­ve, Queens

Over­heard by: Therese