Professor: I don't know why any of us are here… It's gorgeous out and there are very lovely ladies wearing minimal clothing!
Overheard by: Ginger
College girl in short skirt to friend: My ass feels naked and exposed, that's how I feel.
Overheard by: Ilysse Weisenfeld
Man to woman: She's really starting to perfect the "slutty flight attendant" look.
Overheard by: Glory
Woman, with pride: My gynecologist wears leather mini skirts and platform shoes!
Female suit: I am the worst lawyer ever. That's why I dress like a slut. I always win.