Truly urban son: Look, mom, an eagle!
Mom: No, Gabe, it’s just a pigeon.

–The Bronx

Overheard by: Natasha

Headline by: Brian

· “But It’s a Bronx Pigeon, So It Acts Like an Eagle” — PeterG
· “Kudos to the Science Teachers at P.S. 51” — Los
· “The Cash-Strapped Bronx Zoo Wasn’t Fooling Anyone” — Coyoty
· “The True Symbol Of America” — BabakganoosH
· “This Is the Bronx, Let Him Dream…” — Lacey

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