Old la­dy to hus­band: I heard Brit­ney wants to adopt some pets in­stead tak­ing care of her chil­dren.
Hus­band: They should just leave her alone.
Old la­dy to hus­band: Now you are de­fend­ing her?
Hus­band: Not on­ly de­fend­ing her, I would wipe-lick her butt and ass-rape her un­til she farts cum.

–1 Train

Over­heard by: gio