HS girl #1: I have a ques­tion. No. She got­ta ques­tion, but she makin’ me ask you for her be­cause she em­bar­rassed. What’s “drag school”? Thas where you go to learn how­da be a drag queen?
Teacher guy: What? Drag school?
HS girl #2: Yeah, you said you was leav­in’ us be­cause you got­ta go to drag school.
Teacher guy: Grad school. I am leav­ing you be­cause I am go­ing to grad school.

–Prospect Park BBQ

Over­heard by: Ly­dia