Tat­too guy on plat­form: Where are all the f trains?
Con­duc­tor: The ear­ly bird catch­es the worm…
Tat­too guy: What?
Con­duc­tor: The ear­ly bird catch­es the worm…
Tat­too guy: You bet­ter start fuckin mak­ing sense, ass­hole.
Con­duc­tor: Sor­ry, I don’t come from that way.

–E Train