Blonde: This bridge col­lapsed, it’s so sad.
Brunette: Why?
Blonde: Why?
Blonde: Oh, what is it hap­py?
Brunette: No it’s not hap­py.
Blonde: Yay, a bridge col­lapsed?
Brunette: Yay!
Brunette: Lon­don Bridge fell and it got a moth­a­fuckin song!

–7th Ave & 23rd St