Guy: Dead girls? Come on. I’m afraid of real girls. Dead girls are even scarier.
Overheard by: Carrie
Guy: …he’s still living that zombie-turtle lifestyle…
–14th between University & 5th
Overheard by: Joe Strike
Lady on cell: …so we were at this goth club and I moonwalked into someone…
–72nd & Columbus
Woman: I wouldn’t fit in this even if I was cremated.
Overheard by: kathy duby
Man: If it wasn’t for his suicide, Terry and I would never have met.
Overheard by: Rick Segall