Guy: Dead girls? Come on. I’m afraid of real girls. Dead girls are even scarier. 

–Park Slope

Overheard by: Carrie 

Guy: …he’s still living that zombie-turtle lifestyle…

–14th between University & 5th

Overheard by: Joe Strike

Lady on cell: …so we were at this goth club and I moonwalked into someone…

–72nd & Columbus

Woman: I wouldn’t fit in this even if I was cremated.

–Macy’s

Overheard by: kathy duby 

Man: If it wasn’t for his suicide, Terry and I would never have met. 

–Rockefeller Center

Overheard by: Rick Segall