Asian girl on cell: Yeah… or I could just knock her teeth out and sell them on eBay or some­thing.

–Chelsea Mar­ket

Over­heard by: Alyssa

Girl on cell: And out of nowhere dude a god­damn pea­cock feath­er hit me in the teeth!

–Star­bucks, 8th & 39th

Old man: I can smell my own tooth de­cay!

–Times Square

Over­heard by: One Lin­ers Are The Best

La­dy on cell: I don’t know what to do. I’m like ner­vous… I know… I haven’t bought tooth­paste in years…

–Du­ane Reade

Guy on phone: The dif­fer­ence be­tween you and me is you drink tea and eat to­fu. I drink whiskey and make peo­ple eat their teeth.

–48th & 5th Ave

Over­heard by: Re­bec­ca