Com­e­dy club pro­mot­er: Com­e­dy club, com­e­dy club. Laugh un­til you get vi­o­lent di­ar­rhea!

–Times Square

Over­heard by: Patrick

Com­e­dy pro­mot­er to girl walk­ing by: Hey, you like com­e­dy? (girl ig­nores him) Yeah, you the strong, silent type… I like that in a woman.

–48th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: MsPrint

Com­e­dy show tick­et sales­man on side­walk: Com­e­dy show! Free vi­bra­tors! New bat­ter­ies!

–Times Square

Guy pro­mot­ing com­e­dy club to cou­ple hold­ing hands: Hey, what are you two do­ing tonight? …be­sides each oth­er?

–Times Square

Com­e­dy pro­mot­er: Want to see a com­e­dy show? We’ve got free mar­i­jua­na down­stairs.

–W 43rd St & 9th Ave

Over­heard by: Daniel