Slut­ty les­bian chick buy­ing ice cream: So then she says “Scream! I’m go­ing to keep spank­ing you un­til you scream!“
Slight­ly less slut­ty chick: So what did you do?
Slut­ty les­bian chick: Well, I want­ed it to be hot, but when it came out it was­n’t so much an “I’m get­ting spanked, and it’s hot” scream as it was an “I’m shit­ty and it hurts” grunt.

–Gro­cery Store, The Bronx