Woman on phone: Mommy, how many people do you know who have been raped as much as her? None, exactly!
Overheard by: dtrain
Woman on cell: And I didn’t get raped on the subway today! It’s always a good day when I don’t get raped.
–6th Ave & 10th St
Overheard by: that’s always good
Teen meathead on cell: Wait what? I can’t really hear you. (pause) You got raped? Wait… physically or emotionally? (pause) Both? Shit.
–American Eagle Dressing Room
Overheard by: Alyssa
College bro to friend: Nah, dude, it’s even better than a date rape drug!
Girl: There are some girls who he would be more likely to rape. She’s not one of them.