Stoned 20-some­thing hip­ster #1, on Dis­ney mu­sic: Noooo, Robin Hood is so gay!
Stoned 20-some­thing hip­ster #2, play­ing “Not in Not­ting­ham”: It is *not* gay! It’s hon­est!

–St. Clemens Church & The­ater

Over­heard by: emi­ly dar­win