…I Just Can't Read Yet Mother: What do you have there? Five-year-old daughter: My schedule. Mother: Do you know what class you have first? Five-year-old daughter: Mom, I'm not retarded. –1 Train Overheard by: Special K Posted 2009-11-01 Quote Education, Kids, Moms, On the Subway, Parents, Questions, Retardation, School and studying Why Metrosexuals Exist.Why Metrosexuals Exist.