Kid #1, af­ter play­ing hide-and-seek: So where were you?
Kid #2: I hid in the bush.
Kid #3, yelling and throw­ing hands in the air in dis­gust: No! You weren’t hid­ing in the bush, you were hid­ing in the shrubs. Does­n’t any­body know the dif­fer­ence be­tween bush­es and shrubs?!

–Cen­tral Park