Black guy: Yo, I can’t be­lieve I turn 30 to­mor­row.
Puer­to Ri­can friend: Yeah, son.
Black guy: Like, I’ve got a fam­i­ly and a ca­reer! What the fuck is that all about?! What hap­pened to my wrestling dream?!
Puer­to Ri­can friend: Yeah, son.

–J Train