Gui­do: Ex­cuse me, miss? Miss? Have I seen you in my church?
20-some­thing girl: No.
Gui­do: No, no, I def­i­nite­ly saw you in my church. We go to the same one.
20-some­thing girl, sigh­ing: Sir… If I went to any house of wor­ship, it’d be a syn­a­gogue. And I stay as far away from those as pos­si­ble. Have a nice day now.
Gui­do: Aaaaawww, I li­i­ike you!

–82nd & Broad­way