Rastafarian man to white basketball female player with dreads: Hey! Why you white people always trying to look like me!
Black guy selling Empire State Building tickets: You’re from Scotland? I love the Scots… They’re puuuuuuurrreee white!
–Outside Empire State Building
Black woman to another, about frat guys nearby: Man, white people are so loud.
–109th & Amsterdam
Overheard by: Becks
Black hobo to white teen: Get out of this neighborhood with your white crotch! You don’t belong here!
–Upper West Side
Black woman to cops walking away: But I’m a Caucasian!