50-some­thing yup­pie guy to an­oth­er: My wife just does­n’t un­der­stand that men go through menopause too. It’s not just a wom­an’s prob­lem. These past few months I can tell that I’ve be­gun my menopause.
Teenage girl sit­ting across from two yup­pies: I’m pret­ty sure they call what you’re go­ing through “erec­tile dys­func­tion.”

–F Train

Over­heard by: Sophia