Woman #1, bump­ing against woman #2 in stairs: Re­lax!
Woman #2: You re­lax!
Woman #1: No, you re­lax!
Woman #2: You re­lax!
Woman #1: You have a fat ass!
Woman #2: You need to ac­cept Je­sus in­to your heart!
Woman #1: You have a fat ass!
Woman #2: Ac­cept Christ in­to your life!

–Yan­kee Sta­di­um