30-some­thing blonde in of­fice at­tire on cell: You need to tell Vanes­sa that she can’t be on the show be­cause she’s not over­weight enough, and s not un­at­trac­tive enough.

–Whole Foods Mar­ket, Chelsea

Syra­cuse Uni­ver­si­ty girl, go­ing up es­ca­la­tor: I feel like I’m in Star Trek! (be­gins hum­ming In­di­ana Jones theme)

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: Mick­ey

20-some­thing gaysian: Yeah, he watch­es Han­nah Mon­tana so I don’t get why he makes fun of me for watch­ing iCar­ly!

–Wash­ing­ton Square Park

Teen: I watched I Love Lucy last night. She’s fun­ny; she’s like the Jim Car­rey of the 1920s or some­thing.

–UA School of Mu­sic and Art

20-some­thing prep­py kid to moth­er: You know, they re­al­ly should have a re­al­i­ty show about Mid­town.

–54th St b/w 1st & 2nd Ave

Over­heard by: Pe­dro