Van dri­ver to taxi dri­ver who just cut him off: Are you a Mus­lim, sir?
Taxi dri­ver: Yes sir, I am a Mus­lim.
Van dri­ver: Al­lah will kill you!
Taxi dri­ver: No, he will kill you!

–Fi­nan­cial Dis­trict

Over­heard by: Er­i­ca