Grad stu­dent girl: How did your work go to­day?
Grad stu­dent guy: Pret­ty good. I took some Adder­all. God, it helps–it’s like crack.
Grad stu­dent girl: Oh my god! Re­al­ly? I’ll suck your dick for a pill.
Grad stu­dent guy: Damn straight you will.

–Fish Bar, East Vil­lage

Over­heard by: John-John