Thug, handing coin to dealer: Yo, man, check this out. You ever see something like that? What’s it worth?
Black salesman: This is an Eisenhower dollar, from the bicentennial. They’re not really worth more than a dollar. You can spend it, or save it as a souvenir.
Thug: Damn, man, I went through a lot of trouble to get this. My grandmother left it to me when she died. You sure it ain’t valuable?
Black salesman: I’m afraid not.
Thug: Somebody offered me $100 for this shit.
Black salesman: Then I recommend you go back to that person and sell it to him. It was a great offer.
Thug: Sheeeeeeit. (leaves)
Black salesman, muttering to himself: Stupid-ass nigga.
–Fulton Street Mall
Overheard by: Big Larry