Guy to boyfriend: I think you’re boring. I’m bored.

–W 15th & 8th Ave

Overheard by: Thompson

Woman on cell: I got so bored at work that I started talking to my mosquito bite! I told it to stop making me itch.

–58th St & 9th Ave

11-year-old boy to friends: I’m not ready for death. It’s boring. All you do is fly around in the air.

–7 Train

Kid to family, looking at camels: I’m just gonna come right out and say it: ‘dis is really fuckin’ boring!

–Bronx Zoo

Overheard by: Tyler