Check in girl: I only like buying books with sparkles on the cover.

–York & 72^nd

Overheard by: fance

Teenage girl on cell: I gotta find this book in the religion section. You know, it’s like… it’s not that you believe in god, or you don’t believe in god, but that you just don’t care? I want that book!

–Borders Bookstore, Midtown

Amtrak conductor: A free copy of Amtrak’s Arrive magazine is located in your seat pocket. For those seeking enlightenment, this magazine is the first step.

–Train, Penn Station

Student, discussing The Sound and the Fury: I suppose it’s a very *artsy* ending – a big, retarded guy holding a broken flower… Does that come with skinny jeans and an apartment in Williamsburg?

–Stuyvesant High School

Tipsy 30-something nerd: We can’t all be riding escalators with hard-ons.(older woman turns around) What, lady? It’s a literary reference, look it up!

–1^st & 7^th

Overheard by: Phyllis Dean