Man in shorts on cell: Well, I think what happened is he lost his pinky because of the forklift. But that’s not the point of this conversation, let’s talk about me here.

–186^th St & Bennet Ave

Overheard by: Rina

Girl: And she’s so awkward on crutches, it’s so annoying!

–Grand Central

Overheard by: MR T

Guy on cell: So he tried to kill a roach and broke his knee, and that’s why he’s on crutches for the rest of summer.

–Union Square

Mother to young son: Sweetie, don’t trip and bust your head open. I don’t have no duct tape to put it back together.

–Laundromat, 48^th St & 10^th Ave

Blueberry salesman, as woman in crutches hobbles past: You hoppin’, but you ain’t stoppin’!

–Greenmarket