Man in shorts on cell: Well, I think what happened is he lost his pinky because of the forklift. But that’s not the point of this conversation, let’s talk about me here.
–186th St & Bennet Ave
Overheard by: Rina
Girl: And she’s so awkward on crutches, it’s so annoying!
Overheard by: MR T
Guy on cell: So he tried to kill a roach and broke his knee, and that’s why he’s on crutches for the rest of summer.
Mother to young son: Sweetie, don’t trip and bust your head open. I don’t have no duct tape to put it back together.
–Laundromat, 48th St & 10th Ave
Blueberry salesman, as woman in crutches hobbles past: You hoppin’, but you ain’t stoppin’!