Serious guy to another: See these hands? These are my bread and butter!
Overheard by: Hi‑D
Well-dressed 25-year-old on phone: Yes. (pause) Please spare me the placenta. (pause) Okay, well, as long as it’s clean.
Woman on cell: So, she doesn’t think her body is going to be ready by then?
–32nd & Park Ave
Overheard by: Publius
Man on cell: I wish I could just take my legs off. That would be so much easier.
–45th St & Ave of the Americas
Loud chick: Yeah, I’m still taking French classes. Last week we did commands, and this week we’re learning, like, body parts.
Overheard by: Harriet Vane
20-something girl on cell: But I have several heads…
Three-year-old boy to punk girl in black fishnets, as he pokes though holes: Um… why is your legs trapped?
–Thompkins Square Park