Girl #1: Ohmigod! I just saw a cockroach.
Girl #2: Ew! Goddammit, I don’t want to have to leave, this pizza is really good!
Girl #1: The roach had wings, so that means it came in from outside and this place isn’t necessarily roach-infested.
Girl #2: But it could be.
Girl #1: For the purposes of us enjoying this awesome pizza, it isn’t.
Girl #2, as girl #1 continues eating her pizza: And that is what psychologists call “rationalization”.
–Pizza Place, 31st St
Overheard by: An A+ in psychology, an F in life
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