Thug to smil­ing girl: It’s so nice to see a pret­ty girl smil­ing!
Smil­ing girl: Every­body’s been so nice to me to­day… I don’t know what’s go­ing on!
Thug, point­ing at her breasts: Did you just grow those last night, girl?
Smil­ing girl: Oh my god! I’m wear­ing a push up bra to­day! (pause) Well, I’ll have to buy more of these! (walks away, jut­ting her chest out)

–48th & 2nd