Pudgy short guy #1: What’s going on? Yoga! That’s like stretching and stuff, right?
Pudgy short guy #2: No, man. It’s like contortion and meditation and stuff! You think about your life.
Pudgy short guy #1: Oh, no way! I don’t like thinking about my life. Like, living it is cool, but I don’t want to think about it.
–Park, Long Island City
Overheard by: Courtsnort