Twin sis­ter #1, in­dig­nant­ly: I tried to get him the least sex­u­al plant I could find. I mean, a cac­tus, how much less sex­u­al could you get?
Twin sis­ter #2, thought­ful­ly: You re­al­ly can’t get any less sex­u­al than a cac­tus.

–Up­town 1 Train

Over­heard by: Zo­ra