Mid­dle-aged woman: I think her name was some­thing like… Some­thing like Charle­magne.
Barnard girl: You mean Chante?
Mid­dle-aged woman: I was close! I was close!
Barnard girl: Yeah, I think Charle­magne was some­one com­plete­ly dif­fer­ent.

–Barnard Col­lege

Over­heard by: Miss Bona­parte