Loud Jew­ish grand­moth­er: No­body ever wants to come here to cel­e­brate the hol­i­days.
Loud­er Jew­ish son: What are you talk­ing about, ma? We’re all here!
(fam­i­ly sits in si­lence around ta­ble)
11-year-old grand­daugh­ter, soft­ly singing: When you wish up­on a star… Makes no dif­fer­ence who you are.

–Queens

Over­heard by: S