Moth­er: What would you guys want if we get Mc­Don­ald’s? We haven’t had it in so long…
20-some­thing son: We haven’t had it in so long be­cause it’s so fat­ten­ing and gross. Do you know how much fat is in just one of their wraps?
Teenage son: This is not The Biggest Los­er. This is called We’re Get­ting Mc­Don­ald’s.

–Hy­lan Boule­vard, Stat­en Is­land