Pushy black woman to em­ploy­ee stand­ing next to por­trait stu­dio sam­ples: The next time I come in here, I want to see my daugh­ter’s pic­ture up here, be­cause she is beau­ti­ful.

–K‑Mart, 34th St

Over­heard by: EthanK

Guy: There were some pic­tures tak­en, in­volv­ing, like, my pe­nis and Cale­b’s pe­nis and five oth­er guys.

–4th St & 2nd Ave

Girl: Food is over­rat­ed, let’s just take a pic­ture and leave.

–100th St & Broad­way

Hip­ster punk girl on phone: Hel­lo? (pause) No, but I know a girl if you’re look­ing. She al­so puts jel­ly on her toes. (pause) Who? I once sold a se­mi-nude pho­to of my­self at an art show once. I think Bren­dan has a copy of it… no one would ever pay to see my feet. But again, I ask, who were you talk­ing to? (pause) Dave was un­der the im­pres­sion that I sold pic­tures of my ex­trem­i­ties for mon­ey? That’s awe­some! I’m go­ing to send him a pic­ture of my el­bow!

–Union Square

Over­heard by: Ayen­bird

Guy: The more bod­ies, the more pic­tures. That’s what I al­ways say.

–14th St & 7th Ave