Pushy black woman to employee standing next to portrait studio samples: The next time I come in here, I want to see my daughter’s picture up here, because she is beautiful.

–K‑Mart, 34^th St

Overheard by: EthanK

Guy: There were some pictures taken, involving, like, my penis and Caleb’s penis and five other guys.

–4^th St & 2^nd Ave

Girl: Food is overrated, let’s just take a picture and leave.

–100^th St & Broadway

Hipster punk girl on phone: Hello? (pause) No, but I know a girl if you’re looking. She also puts jelly on her toes. (pause) Who? I once sold a semi-nude photo of myself at an art show once. I think Brendan has a copy of it… no one would ever pay to see my feet. But again, I ask, who were you talking to? (pause) Dave was under the impression that I sold pictures of my extremities for money? That’s awesome! I’m going to send him a picture of my elbow!

–Union Square

Overheard by: Ayenbird

Guy: The more bodies, the more pictures. That’s what I always say.

–14^th St & 7^th Ave