Pushy black woman to employee standing next to portrait studio samples: The next time I come in here, I want to see my daughter’s picture up here, because she is beautiful.
–K‑Mart, 34th St
Overheard by: EthanK
Guy: There were some pictures taken, involving, like, my penis and Caleb’s penis and five other guys.
–4th St & 2nd Ave
Girl: Food is overrated, let’s just take a picture and leave.
–100th St & Broadway
Hipster punk girl on phone: Hello? (pause) No, but I know a girl if you’re looking. She also puts jelly on her toes. (pause) Who? I once sold a semi-nude photo of myself at an art show once. I think Brendan has a copy of it… no one would ever pay to see my feet. But again, I ask, who were you talking to? (pause) Dave was under the impression that I sold pictures of my extremities for money? That’s awesome! I’m going to send him a picture of my elbow!
Overheard by: Ayenbird
Guy: The more bodies, the more pictures. That’s what I always say.
–14th St & 7th Ave
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