Girl #1: I used to throw these re­al­ly great par­ties and I in­vit­ed this para­plegic guy who liked to do com­e­dy rou­tines. So he start­ed his rou­tine, and this fat la­dy runs up and starts grab­bing his ass–
Girl #2: Was he fun­ny?
Girl #1: Well, I don’t know, you know? He was just get­ting warmed up, and he kin­da lost his flow when this woman start­ed grab­bing his ass and he could­n’t re­al­ly stop her…I guess he was sort of fun­ny.

–7th & Leroy