6th grad­er boy: So, my whole life I’ve heard pussy is great…
6th grad­er girl: And?
6th grad­er boy: Well, I tried it… and it ain’t that great.
6th grad­er girl: Why?
6th grad­er boy: It tast­ed weird. (pause) Next time I’ll buy it from some­where else.

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