Haggard 40-something guy to girl passing by: Mmm-hmmm! That’s the way I like ’em. Tiny and nice and tight. Look at that body, damn. Mmm-hmm. Hey, girl! Hey, gorgeous, how old are you?
Annoyed girl: I’m 14.
Haggard #40-something guy: Damn! That’ll get me 25 years… Damn!
–3rd St, Havemeyer
Overheard by: One of 8 who witnessed this