Hag­gard 40-some­thing guy to girl pass­ing by: Mmm-hm­mm! That’s the way I like ’em. Tiny and nice and tight. Look at that body, damn. Mmm-hmm. Hey, girl! Hey, gor­geous, how old are you?
An­noyed girl: I’m 14.
Hag­gard #40-some­thing guy: Damn! That’ll get me 25 years… Damn!

–3rd St, Have­mey­er

Over­heard by: One of 8 who wit­nessed this