Ditzy girl #1: You’ll nev­er be­lieve it! I woke up this morn­ing and my fin­ger­nails were paint­ed!
Ditzy girl #2: You don’t re­mem­ber paint­ing them in the night?
Ditzy girl #1: Not at all! But I did a re­al­ly good job.
Ditzy girl #2: Yeah, they look great. Maybe I’ll come to your room tonight while you’re sleep­ing.

–Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: amalthya