Short girl: I just don’t like the win­ter, it’s so de­press­ing.
Suit #1: I know. And I have scratch­es all over my body.
Suit #2: How did that hap­pen?
Suit #1: I’m not sure, but…
Short girl: Maybe you have sca­bies!

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: The WC