Span­ish babysit­ter: These peo­ple are work­ing me to death. They have me do­ing all their er­rands.
French babysit­ter: I know.
Span­ish babysit­ter: I hate my job!
Four-year-old boy: No, you can’t say that. You should al­ways say “I don’t like my job.”

–72nd St & Broad­way

Over­heard by: z