Gui­do #1, in thick Stat­en Is­land ac­cent: Yo, yo bro, I found this thing on Word, it makes you sound smarter.
Gui­do #2 in same ac­cent: No way, bro! What is it?
Gui­do #1: I don’t know, it’s this thing, you click it and it gives you all these words that make you sound smarter.
Gui­do #2: What’s it called?
Gui­do #1: Sin… Sinono… Sino-some­thin, but I swear to god, bro; it makes you sound smarter.

–St John’s Uni­ver­si­ty, Stat­en Is­land

Over­heard by: Not from Stat­en Is­land