College girl: You’re nice. Your personality definitely doesn’t match your height.
Tall college guy: What?
College girl: Like, you’re really cheerful and fun, you act different than people think you would, because you’re so tall.
Tall college guy: How do I look like I would act?
College girl, thinking for a moment: Ummm, kind of like a douchebag.
Tall college guy: I look like a douchebag. Thanks.

–Chipotle, 110th St & Broadway

Overheard by: Shannon