Hood rat #1: It said “Puer­to Ri­can Bar­bie.“
Hood rat #2: What?
Hood rat #1: That’s why I bought that shit. Cuz you know she think she Puer­to Ri­can any­way. She black on the out­side, Puer­to Ri­can on the in­side. That’s why she stay hang­ing round with those Ri­cans!

–Jay St, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: CAC Ba­by from The Glebe