Hood rat #1: It said “Puerto Rican Barbie.“
Hood rat #2: What?
Hood rat #1: That’s why I bought that shit. Cuz you know she think she Puerto Rican anyway. She black on the outside, Puerto Rican on the inside. That’s why she stay hanging round with those Ricans!

–Jay St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: CAC Baby from The Glebe