Loud bald man: My grandmother taught me that it’s rude to keep your hat on while you’re eating! Take it off, Robin Hood!
Guy in hat: (mumbles)
Loud bald man: Come on, take it off. We’re not in fuckin’ Mexico.
Loud blonde woman: Isn’t it so great that he’s Mexican-German? His parents are so great.
Guy in hat: (mumbles again)
–Le Zie, 7th Ave
Overheard by: Rose Fox