20-something girl to friend: I’m sorry, but what is the big fucking deal with eating on the sidewalk? Back courtyard? Sure. Rooftop? Fuck, yeah! But the fucking sidewalk? Homeless people up in my face. Loud trucks up in my ears. Carcinogens up in my lungs. I mean… really? New Yorkers are all fucked up.
–2nd Ave b/w 6th & 7th
Overheard by: Dodd Loomis
Ditzy blond tourist: New York is the most foreign place in America I’ve ever been to!
Overheard by: Chelsea S.
Indian guy on phone: I don’t wanna be like the Bengali fob! I’m gonna show up and be like the original New York gangsta!
Bar customer to table next to him: I need to visit New York, everyone that visits is always happy. Everyone that lives here in New York is always miserable.
Little boy, with great excitement: I just tripped in New York City!