Guy to guy friend: Did you see the Gi­ants game last night?
Girl, in­ter­rupt­ing: I did! I am the biggest Gi­ants fan ever! Like, se­ri­ous­ly.
Guy: You’re wear­ing a Jets jer­sey.
Girl: Ohh, I thought it was Gi­ants, you know, the col­ors some­times get con­fus­ing.
Guy: How do you con­fuse red and blue with green and white?
Girl: Uh­hh…

–F Train